Not pure

I took one of those "ultimate purity tests". I was going to post the results here, but then it did one of those weird graphic-y things and I didn't want to do that. So, let's just say... I'm not pure. 100% is super-pure, 0% is not at all pure. My "most pure" score was 23.47%, but that asked questions involving two things I don't do: "bodily waste" and "bestiality". Bah.


(Full disclosure: this was posted a day late, but written on the correct date)